life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
I’m a fool you see, no one knows this more than me.
Pearl Jam
When my friend tells me I’m afraid of commitment
When every guy I’ve ever dated comes out of the woodwork in the same week
and I’m like..
Ripped
Ya know… I’m really glad you never showed me the real you. I would’ve ripped you to shreds.
Four Hours
On the day I decided to stop talking to you forever…I lasted 4 hours before I sent you a funny picture of a lemur. I’m off to a great start.
