life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
and I’m like..
Ya know… I’m really glad you never showed me the real you. I would’ve ripped you to shreds.
On the day I decided to stop talking to you forever…I lasted 4 hours before I sent you a funny picture of a lemur. I’m off to a great start.